Today we are offering lessons on violin and cello, any questions?…mff, mf mmf mmfmff, I’m sorry, we are not offering guitar lessons at the moment. Any other questions?….mmmf mff mmm fmm. At the moment we are only offering violin and cello lessons, and not guitar. Any further questions? Mm mm mmmf mm MMMf mmm. Please forgive me but we are not offering guitar lessons right now. ….Why do they only think of the guitar when I walk into the room. Is it my hair?